Sunday, October 6, 2019
Moving to new website
My new blog series ParaVice will also be going there as well and I still plan to publish chapters later in October. See you there!
www.morbidtoybox.com
Monday, April 1, 2019
News (April 2019)
I am working on a lengthy follow up to my short story #bassysbasilica
Friday, March 1, 2019
Clinch (Sports Fiction)
Prompt: Matchmaker
from the Fiction War contest of Winter 2019
Monday, October 1, 2018
Avrio (science fiction)
Sunday, September 9, 2018
Wait For November
That’s what they all tell us now.
Just wait, wait until November.
On one side of the country the fire spreads like a rampant virus out of control, on the other half it floods and there is no summer, in the middle everyone suffocates under oppressive heat. Prison camps are thrown up to cage babies. Adultery is made a biblical action. Mass murderers are praised by a leader. Free press is challenged. Law is twisted. Allies are pissed on. Enemies are praised. But just wait, the voters will make it better. They said something similar back in 2016. That already feels like a million years ago. They say, just wait until November, the promised one is coming. And she did not come. She failed the small people, ignored them almost entirely. She eclipsed an opponent with malicious tactic. Meanwhile as she catered to her richest of backers a snake slithered out from the fields and whispered sweet treachery. He called to the sick and ignored. He smiled, and he danced. They laughed and they offered their shoulders to carry him. He climbed their spines and took the throne. Sex, lies and scandal blocked a road to a new day, and a bridge of fantasy took the desperate dreamers up, and up on a cloud of nostalgia. The cloud obscured the drop. It won’t come back, it can’t come back, tomorrow is impossible to stop.
Wait until November.
They both are saying it now. The left, the right. Both are convinced that we are in trouble now, but both are stagnant entities in a roiling, raging, storm. Guns can kill the innocent, but cannot save you from a mad man.
They wait, while the sinners play. The puppeteer dawdles his watchers. His show plays on: traitor, mischief, liar, divisive, divider.
Wait!
Says the opposition, as they sit and watch, powerless to deflect anything.
Wait...
Whispers a man cowering behind his desk, distracting a lunatic with deception and trickery, asking us to trust in him that the situation is under control.
Wait!
Says this station, and that station, this camp, and that camp.
Wait, and vote.
So we wait for our turn to throw in to the suggestion box. But the box is on fire. Our ideologies are on fire. There is no truth—only his truth, or her truth, and any other truth is Fake News.
Until November we lock down our plastic bubbles and double down. But plastic veils won’t help us in a nuclear blast.
We can’t be wrong, because if we are not right we lose. But if we are right we lose. Because we are broken, and the wheel is lost. Jesus be damned! The devil has got that shit. The storm is fierce, and it is inescapable. But we did this. We waited too long.
Until November we will drink in our partisan conspiracies. The chasm grows. The ground sinks. The earth is opening. And the beast is hungry.
On November we will be drunk on bullshit.
After November the tides may clash, the walls will close, the jaws clamp down, and the small people will be stuck with a choice they will not like.
In November we lose.
We let a wolf corner the nation. We let a foreign agent inject us with poison.
No matter how it happens now,
One way or the other it will be over.
And the Lodestar will fall like Wormwood.
And a third of the world will be sick, and inundated by woe.
But wait for November.
What the hell else can we do.
Scrawl out your ballot in Blood.
2018
I know I will.
Thursday, September 6, 2018
Started a Vblog
Friday, March 23, 2018
Home Alone: Drunk In New York
(((Disclaimer: always drink responsibly! Be safe out there, kids)))
One Dollar Pizza, Up in this BEATCH!
I didn’t so much exclaim it, as I was far too busy veraciously gorging myself, slamming that juicy, lushes piece of heaven on bread down the ol’ gullet. But somewhere my inner voice found a party horn and a disco ball, getting the house jump’n on the happy-train that was rolling blissfully across my pleasure sensors. Look, I’m not Michael Crichton; I don’t know all that fancy science jargon to tie your brain up with how it all works. I just know that pizza was damned good! It was a small Italian restaurant just around the bend from Washington Square. I spent a day bathing in the summer’s heat, watching this rich-kid, transient—who probably got tired of his dad telling him to put grandma’s oxy back in the cabinet and get a real job already—break dance around the central fountain. There were pot heads blithely sparking up in the open, there were homeless people, and there were art students pretending they were homeless people, panhandling the even richer students leaving NYU. It was wonderful! And then there I was, clad in a knock-off Insane Clown Posse concert t-shirt, threadbare Walmart purchased shorts, dirty old off-brand kicks, and probably brooding with resting fuck-off face trying to hustle street caricature draws for tips. I didn’t know my ass, from my easel back then, but I knew where the good Dollar Pizza was, and I knew where the beer was. When you are a working street artist in New York, that’s pretty much all you need to know.
I remember I had just finished the day making $100 On tips. I was pretty excited, and the blistering sun was waning on its final hours, so I called it a day. Trucked my easel and chairs on a collapsible hand cart to the pizza shop. Hadn’t eaten all day so I had me about four slices. For a dollar a hit, that shit was a drug. Then I went a little further on my way to this quaint little bar, you had to go down into a sub level entry, kind of like where everyone got killed in Inglorious Bastards. They had sports on the tube, and they had live entertainment in the back room. It was an Irish pub so I thought I’d get started with a double shot of whiskey. That night was featuring stand up comedians. The one guy was pretty entertaining. I drew a quick cartoon of him while he was working the crowd. He told me it looked like a Jewish Obama. It always looks like Obama. I wonder if Obama ever got a caricature and said, “ha! It look like Obama!”
Anyway, I got another shot. Then another, and another. Putting them down harder than Blodeuwedd and Gronw Pebr... that was a Celtic joke... you see, because I was in an Irish Bar... forget it; you’ll laugh later after you google it.
So after wandering off on a reverie about something I couldn’t begin to tell you what, I was suddenly waking up on my friend’s couch. The world was gone in a snap, and a new one had fallen hard on my head. I sat up feeling like a sack of sand and horse shit. What the hell happened last night?
Like a smart detective I referred to my phone, to hunt for clues. My screen saver had a picture of a smiling turd I must have left somewhere languishing at the bottom of a stagnant toilet bowl. I winced and recoiled. Then I laughed. Poop is funny, whatever! Sometimes I like to play pranks with myself when I get wasted like that.
I unlocked the screen and went to my photos. I catalogued it all in my photo album. Took the subway home: “A”train to Brooklyn. There I am with a crooked grin snapping selfies as a ninja turtle rat scurried on by in the background.
Then I was at my friends apartment; they left it to me for the weekend and I must have been bored after drawing. I was taking shots from on top the roof where you can see the shimmering skyline of the city. It was pretty cool. What was not cool is that I was standing near the edge brandishing a bottle of sickness. Who ever decided time travel wasn’t possible never knocked back a full bottle of Evan Williams on the roof of a friend’s apartment in Bed Stuy Brooklyn—all theses ingredients are necessary to bend space and time. Take heed, scientists, so you can act all omniscient about it later on your Facebook page.
I kept flicking the screen to see what all came next. I left the apartment! It must have been like 1 am. Not a good idea. There was another snapshot of me on the subway again. Then there was the Empire State Building. Did you know there is an excellent comic book store there? I do now! Then I was at the shoreline near the new World Trade Center. Then I was at the World Trade Center. A gloomily nimbus fog snaked around the then not yet finished shinny new tower. Had to photograph it. I also took notice to how dark and very much Alone I was. Not smart.
Then I was at a bar, remembering the abundant craft selection of beers they had. Then I was stumbling out again and on the subway. Brooklyn at that hour was not a safe place. But no one bothered me. No one hectored me, or even asked for money.
My head hurt trying to figure out how I managed my field trip unscathed. I then noticed that I was still wearing my raggedy ICP shirt, with the two infamous painted rap villains smiling crazily on the front. I wondered maybe if everyone just thought I was the psycho homeless person who needed to be avoided. That’s called a revelation!
Never drinking again...
That’s called a lie.
Friday, February 9, 2018
News February 9
Anyhow, I'm doing this gig Raw-dick style, because I'm low on funds, and it is a rung to a major festival that I can't wait to get to. Ill be busy working my way to that, and finishing up a couple of mixed media commissions I started for a few close clients. Got me back in love with Adobe Photoshop and everything I can do now in the digital art world. Will be doing much, MUCH more digital drawing once I get some new equipment, and some money to buy what I need. In the coming weeks ill share some of what I have been working on in that department.
The new story I am writing is taking on a life of its own. Every new piece I drop into the universe begins a seed and grows into something big all on its own. Drawing up the characters, and finishing up the rough draft of the first section of the project. I want to complete the first quarter before the end of the year at least. Would be awesome If I could have a nice scary excerpt for y'all to read by Halloween, but I'm not yet holding my breath on that. What I have learned about writing is that it is an art that changes fast, and is as complicated sometimes as the human genome—thats an inside joke that only I really get, my bad. I have also began putting together a treatment for my historical fiction, and I am planning on going back and perhaps rebuilding that one. The original draft just got way too complex for the sort of story I had initially wanted to tell. I basically just have to rewrite it more simply, and more focused on the core characters and their emotional trials.
Ill be keeping the old blog regularly updated where ever I can catch a breath to spare on it, so hopefully I will have more material to throw up on here very soon. Take care, and stay Artsy, and Stop Hating, And... Pretend I wrote a clever revelation here at the end.
Monday, January 29, 2018
News (Jan 29 2018)
Saturday, January 13, 2018
News (Jan 13 2018
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
NEWS (Nov 29 2017)
Saturday, November 25, 2017
News (Nov 25 2017)
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
News (Oct 10 2017)
Sincerely:
Jarce ArtThor (author)
Jeffrey Arce
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